ahem* i would like to clarify the incident about the "friendly-neighbourhood" spider who died tragically in the ice-box (e-cafe) .. (omg !! the ice box is CURSED!!! omg SEVENTH MONTH!!! . someone burn incense!!)
i am not going gaga over the spider nor its eggs... i was just PARANOID!! spiders usually dun just CRAWL its way to the cafe, it shld hav a nest somewher.. MAYBE the E-CAFE!!! thus i felt it was completely reasonable to freak out and be suspicious of its EGGS!!
the eggs could be sticky and onto your clothes and then make its new nest in your HOUSE!!!!
plus i kept feeling like something is on my neck (my hair) after that.. totally paranoid
i couldnt even write a proper "DION SUCKS" sign.. it became "DION EGGS".. of coz i threw away that sign ... it was also cardboard i realised.. which means EGGS!!!
THE THING WAS SUPER BIG!!!! and on the box !!! and then it LEAPT INTO THE ICE-BOX when i dropped the box screaming ..
ian: why dun u like sluts?? lol !! evryone loves sluts !!! they are entertaining~ look at britney spears ~ , thou ppl hate her !! ppl always wants to find out how (bad) she is doing !!
btw, i hate spiders MOST!!! MOST !! MOST!! .. MOST!!!!!!
irrelevant info on y spiders is disgusting :
1) male rapes female !!
2) after "sex", male OFFERS HIMSELF TO BE EATEN AS A PROTEIN SUPPLEMENT!!! for the babies !!! (therefore.. male rapes female.. its rape or death)
3) Female may sometimes eat its eggs , then MALE IS SACRIFICED FOR NO REASON!???
4) Male sometimes rape poor preganant FEMALE SPIDERS!!! .. they DUN CARE!!! they just gang rape !!! with paralysing sprays !!
5) Carries eggs in a sac, attached to a string of web... then drags it along, wherever tehy go.. so it COULD DROP ANYWHERE!!! SPIDER EGGS!!!!!
6) WATCH national geographic!! when the "BABY" spiders emerge from their eggs ! IT IS SUPER GROSS!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.. tiny lil spiders ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!
7) its LONG HAIRY LEGS !! AND its appearance .. i rather deal with cockroaches !!
this could be a result of too much documentories..
