E-Clubbers' blog :D

lets all not listen to ian... E-CAFE IS ALIVE (omg.. it just started raining.. *wishes not to get struck by lightning*--- ok that was a lie... its not raining)

and we all know the "lets all" is just sinni ... cause only 3 ppl actually come here.. (but we like to think we have silent readers~)

In my long years of slogging my GUTS out... i have some specific memories of the things the outram spirit team say.. that i will never forget!! (ok.. i lied.. majority are stuff.. i racked my brains to remember...except the 1st one...) BUT NEVERTHELESS!!! !!!

Ladies and Gentlemen (or sinni and ian) !! pls put your hands together for my collection of quotes!! from your own MOUTHS!! (that sounded vulgar....)

Quote 1:
- carol, dion, denise and qiu yan were in the library after duty.
- carol didnt want dion to go away so fast to yik hiang (i think her name is spelt that way)
- so she theatened dion to stay in the library, by...
- HOLDING THE E-CAFE KEY HOSTAGE!!!!!!!
- dion started to beg... and beg... and beg
- carol didnt budge..
- dion beggingly put his hand on carol's shoulders
- and carol said !!!
- "男女 shou shou bu qing!!"

- "MUHAHAHAA!!!" qiu yan laughed so loud... that the librarian came and scolded her ...

Quote 2:
- during the sad day of "WAFF CARNIVAL!!"
- our stall was so ... so ... unpopular and outshadowed by other stalls..
- louisa got hopeful whenever customers would come!!
- but sadly for the spirit team.. lady luck wasnt on their side..
- the customers would always get seduced by the other flashy stalls..
- LOUISA got so pissed she said !!
- "FFFFFfffff you chicken!!!"... whenever that happened.. (which is vry frequent)

- it was a shock because louisa was small and cute and innocent

Quote 3:
- during another really sad competition at toa payoh hub
- qiu yan wallet had gotten stolen..
- qiu yan life felt as though it was crashing down!! (ok.. i exaggerated)
- and in a desperate attempt.. to cheer me up
- nurrudin said a lame joke.. HE SAID!!!
- "Do you know why bread talk and kopi thiam?"
-"why?"- qiu yan
- errr... ... because "Breadtalk and kopithiam"
- "i would be lauging like hell now, if i wasnt depressed you know?"- qiu yan replied

Quote 4: (omg.. im running out of stuff)
- ok... i just got smth.. from watching that hideous vid from waff carnival!!
- sinni was trying to make that night memorable for all of US!!
- she whipped out her phone
- she started fliming us..
- she asked qiu yan first ,"How do you feel about the competition?"
- qiu yan broke into the "ella aa" song..
- after qiu yan.. she asked ian..
- ian was amazingly shy.. you can all tell by his high pitched voice (and im gonna get killed)
- sinni was desperate, she wanted to squeeze smth outta the poor boy.. she almost forced the poor victim to sing the "ella aa" song!!
- "ok.. say something weird"- sinni finally gave way..
- "sinni 变 tai" - ian finally spoke up

- (now... we can alert the authorities!!! --- and WE GOT VID EVIDENCE~!! jk hor sinni)

Quote 5: (im desperate so~~)
- after sinni was satisfied from ian's answer..
- she continued to HUNT!! (that wrd reminds me of twilight.. just saying)
- her PREY... was.. was... DENISE!!!!!
- "then the next one", as she moved her weapon (her phone) to denise.
- denise was calm and serious as she recited!!!
- "I feel that not all people can be trusted"
- sinni was taken back by the random answer, she PERSISTED!!!!
-"How do you think about the competition".. she continued (her grammer was wrong.. as she was super high)
- Denise still unfazed by the background ella aa song and random laughters.. and she replied
-"I feel that Siglap sec sch ppl are better"

- as we all can see.. denise was the most mature one!!!

Quote 6: (still desperate)
- after devouring denise's words... sinni continued to prowl for victims..
- she instantly located Johnason!!!
- Sinni said, the usual
- and naive Johnason didnt get a chance to reply!!
- BECAUSE .. BECAUSE!!! the ppl in the background were trying to take his 60sec of fame!!!!
- it all HAPPENED SO FAST!!!! but somehow....
- qiu yan forced the poor boy to sing the "ella aa song"!!! (ok.. im gonna join sinni in jail now..)

- and the boy sang the "ella aa" song!!!! without laughing or anymore disturbances..
- i would post that vid but.. i looked like a lunatic and camwhore.. because i was super high...
- sinni wouldnt because of the last 10 sec of the vid... (if u know what i mean =)

Quote 7: (final)
- AFTER ALOT.. of "ella aaa"'s
- sinni said, "anything more to say"
- she shoved the phone in front of denise
- Denise instantly replied!!!
- "Sinni love Farenheit, bracket there.. wang xin lin also"!!!

- and after that it suddenly bursted into an unexpected guy's name.. and sinni got all umbarassed and forcingly cut the video short... (and sinni is gonna kill me in jail.. now)

Quote 8:
- on the bus back to school from bedok..
- sinni got all high and started fliming me..
- after all the disaterous failures.. we all started talking...
- and suddenly it brought to the point where qiu yan started acting..
- carol suggested somehow that qiu yan would marry zhang dong liang!!!
- qiu yan grimaced..(but continued.. trying to put down her prejudice towards zhang dong liang.. no offence to sinni)
- Qiu YAN!!! said ," Sinni would you be me and zhang dong liang's bridesmaid?"
- Sinni got all jealous and spiteful.. obviously overwhelmed by the green-eyed monster...
- and she WARNED QIU YAN!!!!
- " ni gen ta jie hun yi wo yi jin hen can le..(chinese) STILL WANT ME TO BE YOUR BRIDESMAID!!!!"
- qiu yan was petrified and tried to pretend zhang dong liang was hers to give, and gave him to sinni verbally??

- the heart of sinni is indeed unfathomable.. (im still traumatized.. YOU KNOW!!!!! jk)

Quote 9:... i dun hav anything else now.. i'll try to fish some up.. meanwhile readers could jolt my memory and help out!! (readers as in sinni and ian and mayb denise??)