Today and maybe tmr and the next day and the next day.. no story/because ~~
1) i dun feel like it
2) and i havent really thought abt it~~
3) i want to post the candids.. and ~ yes.."ITS NEVER SEEN B4 Pics part 2~!"

Sinni act cute... (and the face of fc- *dun print out and use as a pin board*)
Nothing beats Candids!! RIGHT!!! it completely captures the moment!!.. you see true emotions!! of happiness, sadness, lame-ness, unglam, irritation!!! ..

blurry picture.. but i like blurry pictures..

CHAPTER 5:
disclaimer: "see.. im extremely fair, i make carol crazy, sinni disgusting, ian vampire, dion stupid and myself ms lau "daughter".- words from ur beloved writer..

btw: im sry if at the end.. some things i started i didnt finish.. because even though i have a general storyline,.. i dun really follow it .. and i wish i can hear u all say.. ITS GETTING MORE EXCITING - instead of weird.. thank you!! =D =D =D =D!!

i wanted to make love triangles with dion, denise and her hairy bf.. but then i scared ian tell dion and they all come confront me or smth,,.... .. so my conclusion is that i wun make romance and wun make generally obsence material.. so rest assured.. i know my limits~! =D
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"Sit...", yells Qy, as she shoves the long-lost friend and company (as in sinni) on the faded wooden bench (near the sec 1 and 2 blocks). The serene atmosphere calms everyone's nerves...
"what the helll.... ??", sinni chants. "You DRAG me off from nowhere and now what?", she joked.. but with genuine concern in her voice. Denise's face softens, sinni feels a cold hand grabbing her arm, she turns and sees it was denise.
"Are you sick?"
"I'm fi...nnne... I just need my pills", she flips the insides of her bag abruptly and collapses to cold concrete floor, she spasms, groans and violently jerks on the floor as she trys desperately to locate a white box of tablets.
"De..Nes..eessess okayyy..you.. you.. deeennise", incoherent sinni blurts, the feeling of helplessness engulfs sinni- like a fish out of water, sinni struggles to find words of comfort, while fighting back tears.
Qy pulls denise into a upright position and drags her limb body (actually no la.. she was the "real fish out of water") to the side of the water fountain.
"Thummppp!!", the sound of denise's body slapping hard against the sharp edge. Blood rushes out of her flawless skin, sinni gasps, qy pours out the contents of her bag, frantically reaches for the white container- which was rolling further and further away from her!!! (GOD DAMMIT!! WHY MUST OUTRAM BE ON A HILL!!!!!!!!).

Sinni still petrified by denise's state, wants to help, she wants to help but she can't move, her legs were as soft as jelly, she forces her trembling limbs to move but she fell, flat on the face, her knees bruises. She crawls, using her hands to inch her way closer to the white container but it is futile, gravity was winning. The girls watches the white container roll away heartlessly, unaware of denise's life slipping away little by little.

Ian comes up from nowhere (people have to really stop coming from nowhere), he zooms as fast as edward in the book "twilight", to denise's aid.
"Do you need this???", he offers the box labelled "C45F11", to the tear-brimmed senior.
The senior yanks open the container and dumps the whole thing into the water,all the tablets sink to the bottom of the murky water and fizzes like coca cola. She immediately grabs denise's torso and plunges it into the foaming water.

Denise was pulled back up from the water like a dead, bloody, human puppet ten seconds later. Qy now calmer than a few insane moments ago, gently lays denise on the ground taking some of the fountain's water and applying it on denise's wounds. Her wounds heals like magic but denise remains unconscious and motionless.
"She will be fine", qy assures herself and sinni.
" Oh my effing god...."
"whh... where's ian??", qy scans the environment. Sinni falls (once again... she is awfully clumsy isn't it) upon the breath-taking sight of the deep crimson water fountain. Qy looks over the red water, teeming with death, the cute (kawaii) craps have all perished.
"Sinni can you look after denise, when she wakes- make her drink this", qy swerves her hand towards the dreadful liquid. Sinni doesn't respond, too overwhelmed with the situation.

"I need to see someone.....", qy mutters to herself
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1) DID you have fun???
2) How was my action scene???
3) What is Denise's deal
4) Qy is GOING WHERE!!
5) WHAT WILL HAPPEN???

6) stay tuned..

Chapter 4: someone is back..

"OMG!!! are you sure!! you let me..... tt-a--k--e zdl around s'pore !", exclaims the zdl fanatic
"ahem.. yes.. wasn't that what you wished for?", ms lau replies
"hey.. you know.. im just doing this for qy.. ok.. so if anyone asks.. i didn't give you permission", ms lau fiddles with her mechanical pencil (see.. everyone is crazy about pencils), "so.. if you get caught- i don't know a single thing.." she informs reluctantly
"ok"... sinni looks at ms lau's face and nods to whatever she says.. she can only see ms lau's lips form shapes.. nothing else (too excited??)

Sinni hops happily to the cafe while rehearsing her speech (of love) to zdl in her puny little mind over and over again.. "though it has been only a few days, i.. i... loooo-", her thought was cut short.

There was a familiar figure leaning at the cafe, that familiar smile etched on that familiar face. The girl had red highlights and was slender and bursting with confidence. Sinni stumbles towards the mysterious pale-skinned girl totally forgetting about her ecstacy of her zdl news.

The president's eyes dilates and her heart stops, as she involuntarily blinks her eyes, her heart suddenly jumps back to life and races, so fast it was like her asthma attack in primary school all over again.

Denise turns and looks longingly at sinni, her favourite president (for being easy to bully)
"long time no see... ", the sides of her mouth curls up forming a smile on her pale porcelain face.

"did you become albino??", dion interrupts
"err.. no i guess.. im just not over my jet lag".
"hahaha... jet lag like real", thinks the (maybe other) vampire in the cafe

Qy suddenly sprouts out from nowhere, "hey~ i see.. you've met denise...", qy walks into the e-cafe like she owns the place (well you can't blame her.. ms lau is her mother /ahem still better than Pauline chia's). The short one pats the slightly taller one (as in denise) on the back, "so.. sinni --did ms lau give you zdl??"

"err....err.. yeahh...", sinni replies still dumbfounded by the whole situation.
"hey.. congratulations~", remarks dion.. "and now.. back to my question- how did you become so white?? michael jackson inspired you???"
Denise fakes a smile and shrugs off the question but.. ian wouldn't let her.

"hey.. don't try to avoid the question!!! you disappear into thin air, then you appear from thin air and you got a hairy boyfriend and now you become a vam.. whiter!!???.. explain!!!".. (intense sia...)

"and.. now its time for denise and sinni to go discuss some gossips about zdl....", qy pulls denise away from the awkward situation and grabs sinni on the way out. Qy shouts on her way out, "REMEMBER!! E-CAFE STILL OWES ME MONEY!!!"...

Carol passes by the trio who were seemingly running away from something, she stares at the "new" features of denise's face, denise being hauled away didn't notice carol at all.
"Thump~", a box of tablets fell out of Denise's pocket. Carol automatically moves towards the object and picks it up.. the label on it reads, "C45F11"..

Carol brings herself and the suspicious article to the cafe and asks the members if they knew what it was.. no one knew at all, except dion,
"Its probably slimming pills for denise or something", one of the his whacked up explanations.. "or maybe its DRUGS!! omg denise takes DRUGS =.=".. everyone ignores...
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1) what is the mystery tablets? drugs???
2) what is denise now???
3) what is qy hiding (not the fact that ms lau is her mother.. sobs)
4) what will happen next
5) stay tuned...

6) dun kill the writer

ok.. .. 1stly.. u shld listen to my wacked up stry because u know u will regret it if u stop me from writing on.. (just think, from another perspective.. i know u are mature enough)

2nd.. i write whatever is best for the stry.. i have confidence in my allocation of my characters..
everyone role is allocated to whats best suited for them.. putting dion as a vampire is not his character at all..

let me describe him from what i know, guy who thinks aloud.. guy who is obsessed with specific detail, doesn't see the big picture, guy who is hardworking, guy who is not emotionally retarded..
typically guy who wears heart on his sleeve..

not that, that's a bad thing, actually its a good thing but not very vampire like..

so u see.. nothing personal... I'm just trying to do the best character allocation..
moreover... god knows what i have in stored for dion's character...
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and I'll now continue with my next chapter: i shall name this one "fantasy come true"

"AHAHAHAHAHA!!!...Aahahahhahahhhhaaaaaaaa", squeaks sinni as she hops around the cafe enthusiastically (secretly trying to gain attention).
Everyone ignores her. sinni drags a chair, sits, picks a pencil from the money tray and pokes the fats of carol with it.

"OI...What are you doing", carol glares
"nothing....", mutters disappointed sinni

"hey!~", the familiar voice rings
"eh, qy why are you here???", carol inquiries
"I'm here to meet my mother.. and.. (she cuts her own sentences for a juicier topic) HAVE U HEARD??? zhang dong liang is coming to OUTRAM!!! to perform"
"really???"
"yes.. the principal somehow seduced him to come- you know a tactic to get more students.. the school have been falling short of people, that's why my batch only had 5 classes", the peaceful memories of qy's outram years comes flooding back. A smile leaks onto qy's face.

"no wonder sinni was crazy just now", syahira announces
"ehh where is she???", said everyone at once (finally paying attention to their favourite president)

"bannngg.. bannng.. LET ME IN!!!!", sinni yells like the mad woman qy saw on the bus, saw in her house, saw every single day of her life. She slumps in a defeated posture and huffs a sigh, all in a typical tv-show fashion (she must be watching too much drama, probably zhang dong liang's..)

Qy strolls towards the beggar (technically she was begging awhile ago). Qy reaches into her bag, unzips her pencil box ("the big fat and ugly" quoted from liyana) picks up her lovely teal mechanical pencil and offers it to sinni. Sinni grabs the end of the "helping pencil" (because qy never offers a helping hand) and is on her feet again.

"There's one thing i learnt, e-cafe people love pencils", declares ian.. who was far far away from the HOD room and disappointed sinni ,"let me explain---
1) sinni used the pencil to poke carol
2) qy used a pencil to help sinni up

in short they love using pencils instead of their own hands", no one listens to his analysis.

"so.. you became a beggar because???" asks qy (unable to hide her sarcasm)
"im not a beggar... i was trying to persuade Ms Lau to let me be zdl's tour guide, to escort him from the airport and to the hotel", sinni drools... saliva droops on qy's pencil, sinni unaware of her leakage passes the pencil back to qy.

"err.. (she touches the tip of the pencil) ..its okay.. you can keep the pencil (she stares at the wet pencil) ", qy rejects swiftly

Qy walks hurriedly towards her safe sanctuary- the cafe (for refuge against the dreamy president) she breathes in and out deeply, she could taste the salty perspiration that was dripping of her forehead, drop by drop. "Water.. so wet.. just like.. that pencil", she thinks- realising the similarity she immediately wipes off her perspiration.

"so hows life?", qiu yan shuffles through the new e-cafe menu
"Denise is in Singapore!!" replies ian.
"omg.. is that true???"
"ya.. dion saw her and she is supposed to have a hairy boyfriend"
Qy didn't say a word further, her eyebrows narrow and looks aimlessly onto the ground as if considering something. Ian tries to read her mind, just when he was about to, Qy raises her head and glared at him- as though she was aware of what he was about to do.

shock engulfed the unexpecting supernatural .. and somehow from somewhere "emo" music starts to play. The tension between the both was as dramatic as the cheap piano music from the amphitheater, kindly and timely contributed by lamer dion.

Qy looks away breaking the tension, reverts back to meddling mindlessly with the menu and starts talking about how much she misses denise and how nice it would be to see her again.
Ian pretends he doesn't notice and continues the initiated conversation.

"she knows...?", he wonders.. as he stares at love infatuated sinni prance around the floors of the cafe like a maniac on drugs (yes, she is that desperate).

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1) who is qy's mother
2) what DOES QY KNOW?? abt denise? abt ian?
3) will sinni meet zdl???
4) what will happen next..!!
5) stay tuned

6) dun kill the writer

part 2: shall be continued when i feel like it..
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"ARGGHHHH!!!", yelled dion as he juggles between whether to buy the chocolate cheesecake or the strawberry one.

"So... you are saying that you got corrective work order", carol pauses and reaches for a dessert spoon. "because.. you were jay walking in orchard?", she offers the spoon. "and while you were in your part-time Bangladesh job...".

She tilts her head and cocks it to the side,
"you saw DENISE?", her question have somehow came out as a deafening screech instead of a gentle inquiry. (well its not her fault, she was unable to hold her excitement)
"why she nv tell me.." thought the oldest member quietly trying to hide the fact that she was hurt that densie did not tell her at all.

Dion caught off guard, struggles to find an answer...
"....well err (swallows saliva)... ya..", the so-called sentence he managed to form.
"sheee... was with her ANG MO BOYFRIE..END", he spat out between devouring his creamy fragrant strawberry cheesecake.

Ian read his mind, it was... elevator music (a genetic ability from his vampire family).

The eyes of the members lit up with curiosity at once as they automatically leaned forward towards the tie wearing counselor, not wanting to miss a word of gossip Dion might leak.

"woahh..why everyone staring at me???", he frantically searches the faces of the members.
"got something on my face is itttt???", he spurt out.

Ian rolls his eyes, carol ignores him, sinni responds,
"No la.. but you sure anotttt??", deliberately stretching the "not" in her sentence.
"Of course!! they were holding hands~",
"so what did the ang mo look like???", spoke ian
"very hairy", dion exclaims in almost child-like innocence

The members broke into an infectious laughter, instantly brightening the dead atmosphere of the cafe.

Even carol was compelled to laugh, momentarily forgetting the silent betrayal of denise.
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1) someone finally loves denise
2) who will become jealous
3) how long more can ian resist blood
4) WILL DENISE COME BACK TO OUTRAM???
5) stay tuned

6) dun kill the writer

my original short story- inspired by the e-cafe: im extremely fair.. if i write u as a sad character.. I'll make the others equally sad.. the next chapter of the stry -- so "shhhh" and dun tell me to delete
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it has been exactly one month after the departure of e-cafe's favourite publicity manager qy (actually only publicity manager to date)

"I DUNNNWANNNAA BE A MUUURDDERRERR~~", sang e-cafe's favourite songbird- syahira to the tune of her almost holy song unfaithful by rihanna as she sways her mosquito swatter to the beat, the e-cafe was in a crisis!!..

THE CAFE WAS UNDER SIEGE- of the dreaded mosquito minions. The members of the holy union- e-cafe have tried all they could to destroy this agile enemy but failed... they were sitting ducks for the blood thirsty pests.

"If this continues, i will confirm become anemic!!", ranted the in-name-only president.

Usually when opposed with such formidable beasts, the thoughtless sinni would immediately whipped out the big guns- the BAYGON, however this was not an option available for sinni to execute as the "nuclear weapons" might poison the pathetic array of food that was sold there.

A fear which belonged to the former teacher-in-charge,Ms Lau.

Carol stared wide-mouth at the snooker table, though her body was motionless, little did the young ens know that her soul was silently creeping away into a dreamy fantasy.
In a sea of thought, the familiar imagery of her fluttering towards to the snooker table flashed, in exaggerated slow motion she was weaving through the outramians (obstacles) as she approached the snooker table somehow the BO infested lower secondary boys became a puff of smoke like magic and disintegrated into thin air.

FINALLY, she was all alone with her PRECIOUS- away from hoards of mosquito.

Ian clenched his fists tightly, he pushed every fiber of his being to stay still but only achieved a small margin of success- he was trembling. The internal struggle he was up against was irrationally powerful- the smell of blood (his elixir of life was too strong)

His face was etched with misery as though yearning for someone to help.

He wanted to run away, to escape but he couldn't deny the fact that he was a vampire, that he was the (unknown) brother of Edward Cullen
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1) someone will come back from Australia
2) will anyone discover ian's secret
3) what will HAPPEN NEXT!!!!
4) stay tuned..

5) dun kill the writer..

someone's got a new haircut.. thou i nv really liked the old one in twilight.. i suppose its better~
but the real concern is not me but his hardcore fan - sinni.. oh.. dear when will u come to this site and read this~ (patiently waiting)

this is my special "extra extra, read all about it post".. mostly abt twilight because.. sinni is crazy over it and the only few ppl who come here are still not over the twilight-ness we all can tell by their random declarations of love and just random stuff.. and i want to connect with the audience~

but since im gonna make a twilight post!! i need to address MY NEEDS FIRST!!
after.. i have seemingly mourned and mourned and went ballistic over the (weird) jacob character in the movie.. i finally calmed myself down enough to research abt the actor.. the actor is called taylor launtner.. and well i think he is kind of my imagined jacob (without makeup) but i dun hav a "thing" for him..

so lets all SEE THE EVIDENCE!!
ok.. exibit A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZZnbomidIg

ok.. moving on to exibit B~.. the famous controversial pics of "bella", actress Kristen Steward
> smoking marijuana at the doorstep of her house.. lalalalalaalala...
but we all know the pics were released to harm the girl.. so dun beat her up.. but from my personal experience..this could be lindsay lohan in making..
BUT!! isnt that great... because she can turn lesbian.. less one person to steal robert from sinni..

fyi: i liked lindsay since i was young.. i watched parent trap like dunno how many times .. last time.. (till i got sick of it)


and here is exibit C
i love this one~ its be called , " SINNI's competitiors~"

lalalalala.. some random model seduced robert pattinson to "suck her blood" on tv.. (old news.. but sinni SHOULD KNOW!!..if she already knows.. i'll just make sure she is reminded) ..

just in case (ppl are born naive) : he is actually necking the woman. because the woman volunteered to let him.. (he's a guy, she's a girl.. what can i say.. )

this one is newer.. robert and camilla belle (actress from 10,000 bc) or i like to call her woman who joe jonas dumped taylor swift for...
they were having a nice lunch date~ in california (monday~) which is on the 15th.. its just lunch and ppl are making silly rumours..

but i like the idea of joe dumping taylor.. for camilla and then getting dumped by camilla for robert.. because joe is 3 years younger and promised to nv have premarital sex so she had to find someone who can fufill her needs.. (ok.. i sound ... sick.. nvm abt that)

tada exibit D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnr_GCd_Wik

(this is just there for my own needs.. to reassure myself that jacob is not a weirdo..)
anyways.. hope anyone reading this has learnt something new..


common responses i read in the internet abt the "evidences" are
exibit a: the guys are so cute and hot (that kind of crap)
exibit b: the woman sucks, stupid kind of thing..
exibit c: "i wish robert pattinson was doing that to me~ (muahahahha)", "im so jealous" (kind of thing)
exibit d: "jacob is not a weirdo..." SUPER HAPPY!! (ok thats my response)

edited: oh sorry i forgot one less exibit..
LETS ALL MEET EXIBIT E~ (e for edward)

lets all just stare at robert pattinson with his weird sunglasses.. he looks like his nose came along with the specs... i find it funny but somehow alot of ppl online find it hot?? and they are discussing where to buy the same ones.... anyways.. BEHOLD THE MIGHTY SUNGLASSES~

OMG! i am seriously speechless, yupps, i like Robert Pattinson, lols.hahas.He's sooo nice in the movie, willing to save Bella from being a vampire, I admire him sia!!!hahas.Okays, Qiu Yan, thanks for posting all the pics, hahas.I am still reeling from TWILIGHT!hahas, its a nice movie!Must go and watch, hahas.G2g le:P



Ciao for now:D

here's a summary (not short thou) of what happened today.. at the cinema..

- qy's heartached.. and burned and died and commited suicide when she saw hideous jacob, her fantasies were like jesus, burned at the stake..
- sinni was ecstatic upon the arrival of the "shuai ge", and automatically flushed a bright red at first sight
- carol was more or less contented with the movie and was the victim of sinni's hushed affections of edward (only hushed because it was a cinema)

- qy did not get to throw popcorn because
1) no one said anything perverted
2) she did not sit next to carol, and carol always loves to snigger at the kissing scenes.. so since qy did not get the opportunity to hear her criticism, she did not get to throw popcorn
3) the person on her left must be pissed, a large proportion of the time, qy was lecturing sinni

- god knows what happened at the boys side.....

(after movie)
- qy mourned audibily and loudly for the character jacob
- carol was more or less silent as qy ranted to everyone about how much her imagination was better than the movie itself
- sinni was fangirling over edward
- ian was responding to sinni's fangirling and qy's loss(SOBS!!)
- qy rathered.. jacob just died- so she can call it a day (but ofcoz.. the dead guy must be kinda sunshine-like)
- dion was also responding
(wth!! no bloody person comfort me!! =.=)

(outside the cinema)
- sinni and qy wanted to go to bugis, carol was a typical - no comments~
- dion was the only reluctant one, therefore he suggested going to sing
- carol bursted into life like paper on fire and started suggesting places to go
- the rest was having "the following the majority"- idea
- the majority was dion and carol so everyone went to sing ...

(at k)
- sinni and carol pounced on the remote control
- qy was shivering... and day-dreaming abt denise moments (k.. thats a lie), she was daydreaming abt nothing
- ian and dion were sprouting something from their mouths.. qy didnt really bother
- qy refused to use the remote control as.. she cant be bothered to figure it out

(after awhile)
- ian and dion was picking the songs to sing
- qy was obessing over the mic
- sinni and carol + zdl+ twilight+ a mic.. they were somehow trapped in their own little world
- ian sang (miracle)... and we all gave him a standing ovation (without the standing)
- ian pick the song never sing (exception of one)- always ended up with qy and dion sing alone
- carol was jolin-ing... (for a very long time)
- someone suspected sinni of deleting our song to get to zdl's.. (we all just wanted to sing the "pms" part)
- qy was missing denise.. really i do.. its like she understands me and won't judge- therefore i used to ask her advice (once or twice) on msn before she bolted away...
- dion was singing in a newly-invented-slang like way..
- ian sang his sclub7 song so softly.. it was so hard to hear... (but we'll all just pretend that- that was supposed to be romantic.. )
- if i had edward's mind reading ability, sinni must be planning to plant a kiss on dion's book
- carol helped qy get jackets, after she realised qy was shaking like a leaf
- qy voiced sucked... mayb im more suited for jap songs in the end
- carol singing improved, or her skin thickened.. as she sang more loudly. which makes everything better (the singing not the skin thickening)
- sinni offically has 2 husbands, one from the east and another from the west
- evryone got their solo (willingly or not)
- sinni owes dion money
- e-cafe owes qy money
- carol was trying to gather people to escape tmr, (failed)
- everyone exit the place, feeling more or less contented
- someone lied and cheated and went on the 124 bus

- btw: the guys grew taller, and im pissed... why can't everyone just slouch like fang jie..
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY IDEA, MY NECK HURTS!!! and being surrounded by tall people makes me claustrophobic.. it like tall walls trapping me (so uncomfortable)
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It is now time to sum up the interesting things I learnt for today (18th):

1. SinNi is in love with Robert Pattinson
2. SinNi doubts me when I told her Robert Pattinson puts on a lot of powder to make his skin look to pale
3. SinNi is nuts about Robert Pattinson
4. SinNi cries easily (She cried during the airing of 'Twilight')
5. SinNi is obessed with 'Twilight' already
6. SinNi wants Edward (Robert Pattinson) to kiss her and not Bella
7. QiuYan looks weird with her hair down
8. QiuYan thinks that Jacob sucks after watching the movie (LOL)
9. QiuYan and Ian think Rosalie is the biggest bitch in the book, and movie
10. QiuYan can be the next Patricia Mok (comedian)
11. SinNi and Carol can be singers when they grow up
12. QiuYan enjoys poking at SinNi and KT (HAHAHAHAHAHHA)

Do take note of the number of times I mention SinNi and Rober Pattinson

Zac Efron is so sad, hahaha

NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!! EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS!! contributed by fakecarol!~
THE SUPER ARTISTIC!! pricelist of STYLEACC! made by ian... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... btw: love the cups
The TUMOUR BAllOON, Qy and ZhiJie created BUT never lived to see the expressions of the others.. (ps: it looked grosser in real life.. real like tumour~ but gracies goh came and forced us to throw away.. aww.. so sad we wanted to show the others)

tumour balloon, allowed us to deflate the thing without making any noise... the method was well thought by fakecarol...
The WELL-KNOWN!! DAISO!! WINDCHIMES!!! bought at $2, sold at $3
The STORE!!! OH GOD .. it looks so cute!! thanks to me and nurrudin's quick thinking and buying the red thingy.. haha.. no la still got syahira's masks and posters and the ----- pricelist

BTW: e-cafe owes me $17 + $2.40!!!!
something that attempted to kill me several times.. HENG HENG!! always drop on someone else.. like syahira's chair (twice), nurrudin (once), ian (idk), in front of me (idk)
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PHOTOS: PEOPLE EDITION!!

YAY!!! president!!!!.. with her peace sign...
: taken at mac/ with poor johnason playing snake or space bombers on his handphone while waiting for the commitee to camwhore finish.. (i make us sound bad)
she looks like she lost weight... ignore wannabe carol on the right~
(she struggles to be same height as sinni)
carol touching sinni.. with nurrudin as their backdrop.. ARENT! they so so so so so LUCKY!!! the fellow wants to be a model or gay.. or hairdresser.. (whichever is easier to attain)
in a desperate attempt to take my PICTURE>....// carol practically coaxed her into not making me delete this one by saying she looked cute!! muahahahahahaa

the camera battle.... I WON!!!! actually no... i looked worse in those photos~~


my GUESS!! tmr.. dion confirm make us run one.. always make me run =.= ..
confirm run one..
confirm run one..

i almost bet with sinni that if he run, then she will have to pose for my phone for 2 mins, any pose i want, wearing anything.. (argh... almost tricked her... i wanted to bring my tiara)
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PEOPLE EDITION 2:

qy invention of the nescafe cup... its actually a bag, where u put cold water inside... wtf.. qy looks like a lunatic =.= taken by carol and denise on one lazy friday duty...
speaking of the past... have anyone noticed.. that we are already refering denise to the past tense..
eg. "those were the days with denise"
"denise was on friday duty"
when we all die.. ppl are oso gonna refer us to the PAST TENSE!!!
evidence of commitee's neglect of johnason, the commitee left him with his phone's lousy game as the commitee CAMWHORED!! (i make us sound bad.. i know)
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no one understands me!!!
- 1st im sorry the blog is messy
- i wonder how i can make it less messy?
- no im not removing my kind notices, or should i??
- maybe i could talk in perfect sentences?
- or should i stop colouring my posts?, to make it less complicated
- but if its not complicated, then people can't tell its me blogging
- (hmmm..)
- MAYBE i could stop pouring my feelings into the posts when i write
- but then my quest for people to understand me will be a mile further away!!
- and i might go crazy, because its like talking to myself and i MUST TALK TO MYSELF or i'll go crazy
- but then sinni doesn't want me to talk to myself?? BUT i'll go crazy???
- why must the world be so complicated!!
- messy EQUALS to qiu yan, thats like my trademark, besides numbering stuff and putting my blog in point form..
- all of this "messy" stuff, help express myself!! (or i'll go bonkers)
- if its not messy, its not qiu yan..
- but really i feel so guilty for causing sinni eye-pain and janet too
- so im going to try to make an effort to make my posts less messy
- though it might kill me.. (are you happy now??)
- but no promises, i tried helping ms lau with my handwriting and she is still cursing me under her breath when she marks my work..
- (sobs..sobs.. *big fat tear drops from my eye lids*, she purposely puts my biz work at the back of her stack of worksheets)
- oh... so hurtful... (she said gordon's handwriting was better)
- sinni .. is like ms lau.. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!
- do you understand?
- NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!
- why don't sinni understand me?
- why.. oh why... is my life so sad..
- Sinni do you understand anything now?
- NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!
- Sinni so hurtful ... sobs sobs..

- no one understands me!!


- in case if you can't tell, im kinda joking

ok.. i noticed another problem~ you know if you blog more than once a day, all the posts just stick together so it becomes rather messy so can we all try to make a "-----" line after every post just to make stuff neater??

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LOLs

Ya, i seriously agree with Janet that this blog is very messy.hahas

Okays

I am saying a lot of crap so ya, must listen:D

I love E-CLUB!hahas.I felt great to be part of this club and i hope you all are too:)

i am not saying those who left E-Club!hahas

I can name all the pple who left E-Club but to prevent anything happening, i decided to keep them anonymous:D, hahas.Lets just give them some face especially some of them are Sec 3, hahas.LOLS

Well, nothing to say le!hahas, byes:D

In an effort to reduct boredom here, I've come up with a list of random stuff that E-Clubbers can be when they grow up, muahaha


QiuYan can be the next creator of a mental institute (She needs it)
QiuYan can be a marathoner (Since she joined Carol, Denise and SinNi and ran to Kinokuniya during the WAFF: Carnival and abandoned the booth)
QiuYan can be the next gymnist (She can fit into the E-Cafe ice-cream box)

SinNi can be the next funeral parlour manager (She makes wonderful new mud coffins)
SinNi can be a marathoner (Since she joined Carol, Denise and QiuYan and ran to Kinokuniya during the WAFF: Carnival and abandoned the booth)
SinNi can be ZDL's wife and live in luxury (Her wonderful dream)

Dion can be the next Albert Einstein (Dion's practically a nerd and will always be. He'll be buried under a whole stack of thick books for the rest of his life)
Dion can be QiuYan's beautician (This is quoted from QiuYan saying that Dion actually gave her beauty tips)

ZhiJie can be a Home Economics teacher (XXXXXXXXXX is also one)

Nuruddin can be the next male model for some underwear (He showcased his modelling skills at the pushcart competition)

Carol can be a marathoner (She joined Denise, SinNi and QiuYan and ran to Kinokuniya during the WAFF: Carnival and abandoned the stall)

Denise can be a marathoner (She joined Denise, SinNi and QiuYan and ran to Kinokuniya during the WAFF: Carnival and abandoned the stall)
Denise can be a forensic scientist (Forensic scientists usually deal with missing people who tragically died and also with relations to DNA)

Louisa can a photographer (She loves taking pictures of herself)

Johnason can be a masseur (He showcased his massaging skills at the WAFF: Carnival when he massaged, or should I say 'molested' the butter cakes'


Tada
Do think about it!
Hahaha
Ciao

ok.. u-know-who.. so i wun say..

QUOTES!! (part 2)

Quote 9:
- (but before that... omg yi ping just wished me a happy birthday.. im so shocked and happy coz she is one of my many fav ppl in this world!! and its unexpected..)

- ok.. back to the topic!! im in super good mood now..
- qiu yan, carol, ian, syahira, dion were painting banner at dion's hse..
- we suddenly decided we needed more digestive cookies for the competition
- everyone including a cute white dog joined our walk to the store nearby
- HOWEVER... on the way... (in the lift)
- everyone was somehow guessing "what's up with qiu yan's face?"
- everyone started to torture qiu yan with (sad sad) comments
- "Do you have chicken pox??", "You got skin allergy?"... all those stuff (ppl would say)
- qiu yan remained calm and collected
- sadly i have forgotten but i believe it was that BATCH of ppl, one of them said i have std.. so the pimples on my face is symptoms..
- whoever that is.. OWN UP!!!! (i forgot who)
- unfortunately for pathetic qiu yan, an uncle WAS ALSO in the lift..
- "Oh great, the uncle thinks i have STD?", qiu yan silently thought to herself
- ALL OF THIS WAS NOTHING!!! to qiu yan
- the most memorable thing that bothered qiu yan till today!! (actually no la.. i suddenly remmebered)
- was when dion said
- "You know you can put some.. err pimple cream on it... and it was recover in-- (bah bah bah)"
- qiu yan was shocked.. as if electrocuted by a sudden passing lightning..
- she was enraged.. (ok... now i'll play down the drama.. because later dion see.. he gonna kill me.. actually he wun see.. but ian will backstab me.. he always does.. like that time he told dion, i said he was gay and that carol had smth going on with mr azril)
- it was'nt meant to be an insult, but the (bloody) dion gave me advice on beauty...
- that... was... ... ... . ... . . . what the hell..... in a way qiu yan thought it as an insult (ok.. i take that back.. later dion kill me)

Quotes:
theres not much stories to the following but it is still said by the spirit team

- "Spider eggs!!!!, there could be spider eggs!!!!"- qiu yan
- " I agree that Zac Efron is handsome la, but i don't like him in that way"- Naomi (i might have got some words wrong..)
- " She just tried to fall in love with Zac Efron and she failed"- Syahira
- " I dare to call him ...see.. (opens her phone)"- Syahira (dun kill me)

- " Let's go sell badges!!"- ian (so optimistic... i had given up..)
- "Let's go sell the butter cakes!!"- ian
- "Let's go sell s'more!!" -ian
- "Let's go sell mugs!!!"- ian

- " You know the girl from the stall next to us, likes me"- Nurrudin (said with a smug expression)
- " Did Mrs Chia come to support?" - Gracies Goh
- "Chia Zhi Jie"- ian,syahira,qiu yan, nurrudin,naomi (ian claims he started it.. i dun care)
- "ZHIJIE IS PAULINE CHIA'S SON!!!!!!"- ian,syahira,qiu yan,naomi
- " Are these windchimes from daiso? (chinese)"- Mrs Looi
- " China woman!!!" - ian,carol,sinni,dion,qiu yan,denise
- "HOLY INNOCENT!!!"- everyone CALLS QIU YAN THAT!! YEAH!!!! they all worship ME!!!!!! (jk)

- " Hey help Sinni find zhang dong liang's album"- carol
- " Sinni wheres your $10+ thumbdrive?"- carol, qiu yan

- " I feel so rejected"- qiu yan (cleft-lip palette kids)

- " Look... denise is blending in!!"- Syahira or Ms lau (i forgot)
-" I think its because Denise is wearing green~"- ian or dion (i forgot)

- " Are you crazy?" - sinni (when qiu yan dragged her to almost sign up for the volunteer programme for the cleft kids (in cambodia) ,,, i cant help it ok!!! .. the video was so sad!!)
- then qiu yan got rejected again... they only wanted nurses and doctors =.=
-"I almost cried during that video"- denise
-" I also"- syahira
-" Me too"- qiu yan
-"where do you want to eat later"- carol
- carol remained heartless.. (OPPSS... dun kill me)

- "I'm telling syahira, you said her badges were ugly"- ian (see... backstab..!!! i got evidence!!)
- " Leave the talking to me, im more fluent/billingual?? (i forgot)"
- btw.. in the end.. the guy just stood there and let many many ppl cut our queue... and in the end.. the girl did all the talking..

- " Denise hui lai ba!! (chinese)"- qiu yan (wailing to the open space..)
- " What the hell, i treat sinni to k-box $17 for her birthday.. carol buy her a zhang dong liang poster only $3!!"- denise complained..
- duncha worry denise (wherever u are.. carol and i are gonna pay for sinni's escape ticket)

- "Which flavour is nice"- qiu yan (abt koolwertz ice cream, during 1st intro)
- "I like the honeycomb"- denise
- "Hows the chocolate??"- qiu yan
- "It emm.. very chocolate.. very chocolate very err chocolate (smth like that)"- denise
- (buys ice cream)
- "Hey,, your right.. it is very chocolate.."- qiu yan

- "i love gino"- denise
- "i love gino"- denise
- "gino hao shuai!! (chinese)"- denise
- "Gino wo ai ni!!! (chinese)"- denise

- "hao ar...wo mei qian (chinese)" -sinni
- "No money" - sinni
- "Bo lui (cantonese)"- sinni
- "Ok.. lets go.. but i no money"- sinni
- "sorry hor.. no money"- sinni
- "dun wan la.. no $$$$$$"- sinni
- " wa... so expensive.. no money"- sinni

- "Im treating sinni"- carol
- "Can you treat sinni with me"-carol
- "She say no money"-carol
- "Sinni no money very poor thing"- carol
- "Sinni no money again"- carol

-"ok"- qiu yan
-"ok"- qiu yan
-"ok"- qiu yan
-"ok"-qiu yan
-"ok"- qiu yan

-" what the hell!!!!.. sinni!! i treating you to movie.. you still dun want GO!!!"- qiu yan
- " go leh!! SINNI!!!!!"- qiu yan
(this has been an insight to the so called rich tai tai conference)



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u-know-who's SECRET REVENGE!!!!

voldermort: Zhi Jie you vry good in art.. right??
voldermort: Draw.. Draw.. Draw.. i delegate this responsibilty to YOU!!!

(but in actual truth...)
in the past pauline chia, criticised voldermort's art and held her hand and tried to teach voldermort to DRAW!!! (wth??)
-- therefore vodermort forced chia zhi jie to draw the team's work!!
voldermort is also kinda traumatized... when she called chia zhi jie.. pauline chia's son.. he glared at voldermort... so scary.. (u better not backstab.. i'll kill you ok... SERIOUSLY!! u better not backstab!! ok.. really serious.. later chia zhi jie kill me how???)

lets all not listen to ian... E-CAFE IS ALIVE (omg.. it just started raining.. *wishes not to get struck by lightning*--- ok that was a lie... its not raining)

and we all know the "lets all" is just sinni ... cause only 3 ppl actually come here.. (but we like to think we have silent readers~)

In my long years of slogging my GUTS out... i have some specific memories of the things the outram spirit team say.. that i will never forget!! (ok.. i lied.. majority are stuff.. i racked my brains to remember...except the 1st one...) BUT NEVERTHELESS!!! !!!

Ladies and Gentlemen (or sinni and ian) !! pls put your hands together for my collection of quotes!! from your own MOUTHS!! (that sounded vulgar....)

Quote 1:
- carol, dion, denise and qiu yan were in the library after duty.
- carol didnt want dion to go away so fast to yik hiang (i think her name is spelt that way)
- so she theatened dion to stay in the library, by...
- HOLDING THE E-CAFE KEY HOSTAGE!!!!!!!
- dion started to beg... and beg... and beg
- carol didnt budge..
- dion beggingly put his hand on carol's shoulders
- and carol said !!!
- "男女 shou shou bu qing!!"

- "MUHAHAHAA!!!" qiu yan laughed so loud... that the librarian came and scolded her ...

Quote 2:
- during the sad day of "WAFF CARNIVAL!!"
- our stall was so ... so ... unpopular and outshadowed by other stalls..
- louisa got hopeful whenever customers would come!!
- but sadly for the spirit team.. lady luck wasnt on their side..
- the customers would always get seduced by the other flashy stalls..
- LOUISA got so pissed she said !!
- "FFFFFfffff you chicken!!!"... whenever that happened.. (which is vry frequent)

- it was a shock because louisa was small and cute and innocent

Quote 3:
- during another really sad competition at toa payoh hub
- qiu yan wallet had gotten stolen..
- qiu yan life felt as though it was crashing down!! (ok.. i exaggerated)
- and in a desperate attempt.. to cheer me up
- nurrudin said a lame joke.. HE SAID!!!
- "Do you know why bread talk and kopi thiam?"
-"why?"- qiu yan
- errr... ... because "Breadtalk and kopithiam"
- "i would be lauging like hell now, if i wasnt depressed you know?"- qiu yan replied

Quote 4: (omg.. im running out of stuff)
- ok... i just got smth.. from watching that hideous vid from waff carnival!!
- sinni was trying to make that night memorable for all of US!!
- she whipped out her phone
- she started fliming us..
- she asked qiu yan first ,"How do you feel about the competition?"
- qiu yan broke into the "ella aa" song..
- after qiu yan.. she asked ian..
- ian was amazingly shy.. you can all tell by his high pitched voice (and im gonna get killed)
- sinni was desperate, she wanted to squeeze smth outta the poor boy.. she almost forced the poor victim to sing the "ella aa" song!!
- "ok.. say something weird"- sinni finally gave way..
- "sinni 变 tai" - ian finally spoke up

- (now... we can alert the authorities!!! --- and WE GOT VID EVIDENCE~!! jk hor sinni)

Quote 5: (im desperate so~~)
- after sinni was satisfied from ian's answer..
- she continued to HUNT!! (that wrd reminds me of twilight.. just saying)
- her PREY... was.. was... DENISE!!!!!
- "then the next one", as she moved her weapon (her phone) to denise.
- denise was calm and serious as she recited!!!
- "I feel that not all people can be trusted"
- sinni was taken back by the random answer, she PERSISTED!!!!
-"How do you think about the competition".. she continued (her grammer was wrong.. as she was super high)
- Denise still unfazed by the background ella aa song and random laughters.. and she replied
-"I feel that Siglap sec sch ppl are better"

- as we all can see.. denise was the most mature one!!!

Quote 6: (still desperate)
- after devouring denise's words... sinni continued to prowl for victims..
- she instantly located Johnason!!!
- Sinni said, the usual
- and naive Johnason didnt get a chance to reply!!
- BECAUSE .. BECAUSE!!! the ppl in the background were trying to take his 60sec of fame!!!!
- it all HAPPENED SO FAST!!!! but somehow....
- qiu yan forced the poor boy to sing the "ella aa song"!!! (ok.. im gonna join sinni in jail now..)

- and the boy sang the "ella aa" song!!!! without laughing or anymore disturbances..
- i would post that vid but.. i looked like a lunatic and camwhore.. because i was super high...
- sinni wouldnt because of the last 10 sec of the vid... (if u know what i mean =)

Quote 7: (final)
- AFTER ALOT.. of "ella aaa"'s
- sinni said, "anything more to say"
- she shoved the phone in front of denise
- Denise instantly replied!!!
- "Sinni love Farenheit, bracket there.. wang xin lin also"!!!

- and after that it suddenly bursted into an unexpected guy's name.. and sinni got all umbarassed and forcingly cut the video short... (and sinni is gonna kill me in jail.. now)


Quote 8:
- on the bus back to school from bedok..
- sinni got all high and started fliming me..
- after all the disaterous failures.. we all started talking...
- and suddenly it brought to the point where qiu yan started acting..
- carol suggested somehow that qiu yan would marry zhang dong liang!!!
- qiu yan grimaced..(but continued.. trying to put down her prejudice towards zhang dong liang.. no offence to sinni)
- Qiu YAN!!! said ," Sinni would you be me and zhang dong liang's bridesmaid?"
- Sinni got all jealous and spiteful.. obviously overwhelmed by the green-eyed monster...
- and she WARNED QIU YAN!!!!
- " ni gen ta jie hun yi wo yi jin hen can le..(chinese) STILL WANT ME TO BE YOUR BRIDESMAID!!!!"
- qiu yan was petrified and tried to pretend zhang dong liang was hers to give, and gave him to sinni verbally??

- the heart of sinni is indeed unfathomable.. (im still traumatized.. YOU KNOW!!!!! jk)

Quote 9:... i dun hav anything else now.. i'll try to fish some up.. meanwhile readers could jolt my memory and help out!! (readers as in sinni and ian and mayb denise??)

Lemme just say something
This blog is for E-Club but apparently, there's hardly anybody who visits this 'desolated' place -.- How about scrapping this E-Club blog thing and change it to something else
Something we all can blog bout (besides E-Club), it's dead anw

While you guys rack your heads and think, enjoy the following 2 pictures :D